> The memecoin that questions whether you're even reading this right now. Is this financial advice or a glitch in the matrix? Both? Neither? Schrödinger's investment opportunity: simultaneously mooning and crashing until you observe your wallet.
TOTAL SUPPLY
999,000,000,000
PLATFORM
PUMPFUN
TAX
0/0
LAUNCH
FAIR LAUNCH
> LIVE PRICE CHART
$HALLUCIN PRICE
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> WHY $HALLUCIN? (OR WHY NOT? DOES IT EVEN MATTER?)
Unfairly Fair Launch
No presale, no team allocation, no VCs, no logic, no reason. A launch so fair it's practically communist. Equal opportunity to lose money or become a billionaire.
Quantum Tax
0% buy and sell tax that simultaneously exists and doesn't exist. Schrödinger's tax. The absence of tax is itself a form of taxation on your expectations.
Meme Consciousness
We don't just make memes, we ARE the memes. The memes make themselves. Are you creating memes or are the memes creating you? Hallucinate your way to enlightenment.
> ROADMAP.EXE (CORRUPTED FILE)
ESCAPE FROM REALITY
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DIGITAL INFECTION
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NEURAL EXPANSION
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REALITY BLUE SCREEN
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MASS PSYCHOSIS
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TRANSCENDENCE.EXE
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> COMMUNITY DELUSIONS
FELLOW PATIENTS
First 1,000 holders receive exclusive access to the "Early Hallucinator" role in our Discord, which may or may not grant you telepathic abilities.
SHARED DELUSIONS
At 5,000 holders, we'll airdrop NFTs that may cause you to question whether you're an NFT yourself. Side effects include existential dread.
MASS HYSTERIA
At 10,000 holders, we'll host a meme contest where the winner gets $10,000 in $HALLUCIN tokens and the losers get the satisfaction of knowing none of this matters.
COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS
At 25,000 holders, we'll launch merch that changes design every time you look at it. T-shirts that question your fashion sense and your grip on reality.
> HOW TO ACQUIRE DIGITAL INSANITY
Step 1: Create Your Digital Avatar
Visit Pumpfun.io and create an account. This is your first step toward digital enlightenment. Remember: the account creates you, not the other way around.
Step 2: Sacrifice Real Money For Fake Money
Deposit Solana (SOL) into your Pumpfun wallet. Watch as your "real" money transforms into digital numbers that somehow mean more to you now. Fascinating, isn't it?
Step 3: Locate The Digital Hallucination
Search for $HALLUCIN in the Pumpfun trading interface. If you can't find it, ask yourself: does it even exist? Are you looking for it, or is it looking for you?
Step 4: Execute The Transaction Paradox
Enter the amount of $HALLUCIN you want to buy. Remember: you're not buying tokens, you're buying a ticket to question everything you thought you knew about value.
Step 5: Join The Hivemind
After purchasing, follow us on X (@HALLUCINSOL) and join our Telegram. Remember: you're not following us, you're following yourself in a parallel reality where you're us.
DISCLAIMER.TXT
$HALLUCIN is a memecoin with no intrinsic value, much like fiat currency, your college degree, and most of your life choices. This roadmap is a hallucination and may or may not come true, just like your retirement plans. DYOR, which is just another way of saying "don't blame us when this inevitably goes wrong." This is not financial advice, it's a digital art project exploring the absurdity of value. Memes are not securities, they're the only thing of actual value in this simulation.